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Thursday, October 27, 2005
A little office fun!
Definitions of designations at office 1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. 3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch. 7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Here's another little fun thing to know: Girls like cats. Cats are independed creatures and are very hard to tame. Cats come and go as they like. Cats only give you very little attention unless they want something. Everything a girl hates in a man she likes in a cat. That's discrimination :)
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LOL.. very nice, and true :D